Picking
Spitting
Blowing
Grabbing
If you are watching the World Series
Let's Go Red Sox
you've witnessed a few of these verbs in action.
And they ain't pretty.
Sometimes the television camera catches a player
in the dugout with his finger up his nose...
coal-miner style.
in the dugout with his finger up his nose...
coal-miner style.
(And you know...his mom has told him once,
if not
if not
a thousand times…
nasal cavity excavation should not be done in public.)
A spit spray of sunflower seeds is unattractive…
but a spit spray of black, nasty, tobacco chew is
MAJOR LEAGE disgusting.
"chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit"
Apparently...spit happens.
Nose blowing (without a handkerchief)…
snot rocket
just blows.
I assume the grabbing we see
is just a wardrobe adjustment,
is just a wardrobe adjustment,
but I’m not a jock.
Anywhooooo…………
I might think these verbs are unattractive...
but I was thinking....
(no Kat don't think)
they could actually help
television networks
but I was thinking....
(no Kat don't think)
they could actually help
television networks
increase viewership
among adolescents.
Replacing the highlight montage of a game's
among adolescents.
Replacing the highlight montage of a game's
catches, steals,
strike-outs, and home runs...
with a montage of
picking, spitting, grabbing, and blowing
would be an instant hit.
would be an instant hit.
However, we should hope
to never ever see...
a montage of player's
crying, sobbing, and blubbering.
a montage of player's
crying, sobbing, and blubbering.
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